Tuesday, December 27, 2016

So this happened last night

And my head and my brain are in such screaming pain right now that I feel compelled to type this very slowly on here before I attempt to escape the pain with sweet, sweet sleep. I'll give you all the blood-soaked details when I wake up and the pain subsides and my eyes uncross.

But I will tell you that one of the three cops involved was really cute.

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