My mom's secret alter ego

is Mega Super Awesome Pill Figure-Outer Lady with Pillbox Thumb Opening Action(R) and Micro Pill Splitting Power(R). Seriously. You should see how fast she can calculate and portion weeks of simultaneous weanings up and down in separate am and pm boxes without running out of refills for me.

I don't know how she does it all without getting her cape caught in the pillboxes but that's part of her superpowers and we mortals don't question anybody's superpowers. Mostly because it's impolite. But also because we secretly want to try on the cape but it's considered the height of rudeness to ask.